Butterfly Armageddon Effect by Displacement
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my boss yells at me
so I yell at my wife
my wife yells at the baby
the baby bites the cat
the cat scratches the dog
the dog pees on the neighbor
the neighbor kicks the delivery person
the delivery person flips off a cop
the cop shoots a jaywalker
the jaywalker burns down the donut shop
the fat lady clutching a jelly roll starts a riot
the rioters attack the vegan counter-protesters
the vegans pour cow's blood on the arresting SWAT team
the SWAT team beat the prisoners at the local jail
the prisoners torture the captive news reporters 
an escaping reporter spits on the governor being interviewed outside
the governor calls out the national guard
the national guard opens fire on the prison
the SWAT team return fire
the President calls in the regular army
the army uses gas to knock everybody out at the prison
a UN force fires cruise missiles to punish the army for using chemical weapons
the navy retaliates by sinking a UN frigate flying a Russian flag
Russia fires tactical nukes in pre-emptive strike against forward-deployed NATO forces in Eastern Europe
Launch codes are authorized by Russia, US, Britain, France, China, Israel, Pakistan, India, and North Korea for 9500 ballistic missiles
--- the only question is... who pissed off my boss 
and who upset them?